rapewhistled:

bumrollplease:

rapewhistled:

*16 year old girl voice* um shut the fuck up thanks

i literally say this a hundred times a day

*16 year old girl voice* literally.

theyellowbrickroad:

money doesnt buy happiness but i cant say id be upset in the least bit if i suddenly inherited 5 million dollars

miecroft:

tennantbutt:

tennantbutt:

IM LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD AT THIS GIF HOLY SHIT THEYRE ALL LIKE “WHOA FUCK OH MY GOD” AND TWO FUCKING RUNS AND HIDES BEHIND THREE HES LIKE “FUCK IT IM DONE” AND FIVES JUST LIKE “oh fuck what is th- HOL Y SHIT IS THAT A DICK” and oNES JUST LIKE “NO… NO NO NO” AND THREES JUST LIKE “IVE SEEN A COUPLE OF THOSE”

i didnt think my analysis of this gif would get notes

crYING

inbox me 1 thing you wanna know about me.

My BFF Coming out to her 89 Year old Grandmother

BFF: Grandmother I need to talk to you

Grandma: [concerned voice] What? What is it? Are you sick?

BFF: No, no. Grandma. I'm gay.

Grandma: What?

BFF: I'm gay Grandma. I have a girlfriend now.

Grandma: [relieved voice] Oh honey, is that all? I thought you had cancer. Anytime someone needs to tell me something they are sick. Who's your girlfriend, when is her birthday? I'll bake her a pie.

spookapple:

jackvessalius:

look what we have here

kill-natalie:

surimistick:

i was making a lot of mistakes and then my archery instructor said:

“you make mistakes because you’re focusing on the target and not on your actions”

and i was like woah

thanks for giving me the best life advice i’ve ever gotten

I just said “that’s brilliant” aloud.

thealbinoweave:

do you ever have so much to do that you just decide not to do any of it